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Alrighty, enough jokes... Time to learn..... Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's' stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww). 14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 16. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time ... Hence, multi-tasking was invented. 17. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 18. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 19. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before! 20. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: Orange, purple, and silver! 21. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 22. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 22. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white. 23. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.) 24. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksan (and you thought this list was completely useless.) 25. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola. 26. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples! 27. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying! 28. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified Kosher. 29. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 30. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. QUOTES BY NOTABLESI had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, - Eleanor Roosevelt By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith - Will Rogers Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. -Unknown I saw you ... But, you didn't see meI saw you,
hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.
I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.
I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family. I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.
I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right. I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me, leave the road. I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there. I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off. I was just a biker,..... A person with friends and a family. BUT, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME {author unknown} Thanks Biker Nick !
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Olde Dominion Chapter ABATE of Virginia Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than MenA motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour. Motorcycles never develop spare tires. Motorcycles last longer. Motorcycles don't get you pregnant. A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is. Motorcycles don't have parents. Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong. You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going. Your motorcycle won't judge your friends. If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler. You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school. If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it. Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden. When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time. One motorcycle will satisfy you every time. Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles. Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle. If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one. Motorcycles don't care about breast size. If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks. If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing. You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model. You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle. Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior. You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp. Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice. Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles. Motorcycles don't make you late. You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle. Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection. If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. You can't get a disease from a motorcycle. Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it. Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are. Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator. Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles. Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are. In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride. Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold. If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery. You don't have to cook for your motorcycle. Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back. If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it. Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one. You can keep photos of your old motorcycles. Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports. Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides. Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines. You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to. Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself. If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires. There’s nothing better than men on motorcycles This is definitely frustratingThis is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. so..put on your thinking caps and let's play: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Answers To Quiz: NOW, YOU KNOW ALMOST EVERYTHING ......... Thanks to Donnie ! "Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance!" |
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